Quote by Bo Burnham:

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Robert Pickering "Bo" Burnham is an American comedian, musician, actor, filmmaker, director and poet. He began his performance career as a YouTuber in March 2006, and his videos have been viewed over 250 million times as of December 2018.

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You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word "rug rat".

Women say they have sexual thoughts too. They have no idea. It's the difference between shooting a bullet and throwing it. If they knew what we were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping us.

My parents' divorce settlement involved a bar tab.

They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'

Nobody can tell me what I can or can't do, except they can.