Marijuana is not a drug! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck dick for marijuana?
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Poverty. Racism. Isn’t it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
My life’s pretty easy, which is never good for comedy. I have a great relationship, a nice little house, a couple of dogs and cats and nice friends - there’s no jokes in that. I should fuck things up just for a business move.
I don’t like people who drink decaf coffee it’s like what. Why you drinking it? Like it taste so good? That’s like drinking non alcoholic vodka.
I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess that I always laughed at things that were a little more offbeat.
The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.