Quote by Bob Saget:

My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.

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Robert Lane Saget is an American stand-up comedian, actor, television host and director. His television roles include Danny Tanner on the ABC sitcom Full House and its Netflix sequel Fuller House, and hosting America's Funniest Home Videos from 1989 to 1997. Saget is also known for his adult-oriented stand-up routine.

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People will pay more to be entertained than educated.

I was stuck in traffic and I looked in the mirror and in the car behind me there was a couple having a horrible argument, and right below their image it said "Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear". I just thought, man I hope so because she was pretty mad.

In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.