Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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My girlfriend likes to play doctor. So I always make her wait 90 minutes before I see her.
Well, you can huff... and you can puff... and... oh my god! I'm making a pig joke out of myself!
The basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we’re doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They’re very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.
Well, in sports news, the big story is the NFL now stands for 'Not For Limbaugh.'
Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you.