Quote by Bonnie McFarlane:


There's no such thing as a feminist - just women who pay for their own breast implants.

Comedian
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Bonnie McFarlane is a Canadian-American comedian and writer. She is best known for appearing on the second season of the TV reality show Last Comic Standing and for co-hosting the podcast My Wife Hates Me with her husband, comedian Rich Vos.

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Of course, everybody's family is dysfunctional - we've accepted that. What are we supposed to do? Hate our parents for the rest of our lives?

A friend of mine gave me a Philip Glass record. I listened to it for five hours before I realized it had a scratch on it.

I feel like I was born and bred to stay self-motivated. I'm not one of those people who ho-hums and feels sorry for himself when something's bad.