My sister likes comedy. And she likes it a little mean sometimes. She'll point out your fat ass or ask if you're wearing a wig. She knows how to dish it out, too.
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Man is the most powerful creature on the planet. And we’re arrogant. I mean, people own birds. It’s like, there’s a creature with the gift of flight. I want it. I’m going to put it in my kitchen and make it crap on old information.
Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.
I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?"