Quote by Steve Martin:

Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything!

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Stephen Glenn Martin is an American actor, comedian, writer, filmmaker, and musician. Martin came to public notice in the 1960s as a writer for The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour, and later as a frequent guest on The Tonight Show.

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The higher up I went, the less happy I was.

He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot."

I'm fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.

I know I'm in England because this morning, my stomach got up two hours before I did and had a cup of tea! I've had so much tea, I slosh when I walk! You have to drink tea - I've tasted the coffee!

They said I was worth $500 million. If I was worth that much, I wouldn't have visited Vietnam, I'd have sent for it.