I've been called a racist before, and let me tell you something - that is harsh. That's a really ugly thing to call someone. That's like being called a Mexican.
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Ratings for the XFL are so low that pretty soon they'll be able to address the viewers by name.
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
I have a question. Do you guys think it's OK to drink while you're pregnant if you're planning on giving the baby up for adoption?