I could never be a lesbian because I have a really good sense of humor.
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I am a minimalist. I like saying the most with the least.
Halloween Costume I Hate: kids dressed as their parent's poltical beliefs. "Oooh! Aren't you a scary health care reform bill!"
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Anything that I don’t understand or can’t do is stupid.
Now see, a lot of critics are saying Arnold can't get elected because he's just an ambitious guy with a famous name, who doesn't know anything about running the government. Didn't hurt George Bush.