Quote by Bonnie McFarlane:

I could never be a lesbian because I have a really good sense of humor.

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Bonnie McFarlane is a Canadian-American comedian and writer. She is best known for appearing on the second season of the TV reality show Last Comic Standing and for co-hosting the podcast My Wife Hates Me with her husband, comedian Rich Vos.

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I am a minimalist. I like saying the most with the least.

Halloween Costume I Hate: kids dressed as their parent's poltical beliefs. "Oooh! Aren't you a scary health care reform bill!"

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Anything that I don’t understand or can’t do is stupid.

Now see, a lot of critics are saying Arnold can't get elected because he's just an ambitious guy with a famous name, who doesn't know anything about running the government. Didn't hurt George Bush.