I've always dated Jewish men, and I don't know why. What am I saying? I know exactly why that is - it's because I have a really little vagina.
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I grew up in the 70s, when the careers advisor used to come to school, and he used to get the kids together and say, 'Look, I advise you to get a career, what can I say? That's it.'
Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself.
My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better.