God is a crutch? Yeah, well, not believing in God is a coma.
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Quotes by other comedians
Everyone should think for themselves. I learned that in a book I bought called 'Everyone Should Think For Themselves'.
I wish I was this dark genius artist - like Richard Pryor or something. There's that story about how Eric Clapton saw Jimi Hendrix play, and he supposedly went home and cried because he could never be that good. I would never do anything that fruity, but I can relate to that. I wish I was as great as other guys, and that sucks. So I get the blues, and I self-medicate.
It's just an easy catchall to describe a style because there are a lot of alternative comics who are completely different from each other.