When did banning anything, ever work? I mean, we banned liquor once in this country, oh, that worked like a charm, didn't it, folks? You couldn't find a drink in the roaring 20's, could ya? See that's the problem with the banning thing! I say why stop there, let's not ban guns, I know, let's ban crime!
Quote by Brad Stine:
Quotes by other comedians
I don’t know how she did it, but Rachel got poison ivy on her brain. The only way she could scratch it was if she thought about sandpaper.
I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house.
Someone told me Sean Hayes has agreed to star in the new version of the Three Stooges. The stars are starting to align.