Quote by Brian Regan:

It's a cup... with dirt in it. I call it a cup of dirt.

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Brian Joseph Regan is an American stand-up comedian who uses observational, sarcastic, and self-deprecating humor. His performances are clean as he refrains from profanity and off-color humor.

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