I'm glad Hurricane Katrina happened. It taught us an important lesson: black people can't swim.
Quote by Carlos Mencia:
Quotes by other comedians
I was actually on two reality shows, which is crazy. Just to think that, out there, there was some guy, like flipping through the channels, being like, 'Hey, I 69'd her on a cruise ship.'
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves.
I became a terrible drunk or alcoholic - or a good one depending on your point of view.
With all the horrible, horrible shit that your priest is pumping into your kid's head, his dick should be the least of your worries, honestly. That's just a little mouthwash and a few years of therapy'll get rid of that. That Jesus shit will torture you for a lifetime.