Quote by Carol Leifer:

New York: the only city where people make radio requests like "This is for Tina - I'm sorry I stabbed you."

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Carol Leifer is an American comedian, writer, producer and actress whose career as a stand-up comedian started in the 1970s when she was in college.

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Dude, smell my eyes!

Japan is the perfect example of make plans, and watch God laugh.