New York: the only city where people make radio requests like "This is for Tina - I'm sorry I stabbed you."
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At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open! Boy what a present he gave me!
If you do something and people think you're stupid, just go for crazy. You get more respect that way because nobody likes stupid people.
Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.
Dude, smell my eyes!
Japan is the perfect example of make plans, and watch God laugh.