Quote by Carol Leifer:

Long Island - if you're from out of town, how would I describe it? Well, every girl in my neighborhood looked like Kenny G.

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Carol Leifer is an American comedian, writer, producer and actress whose career as a stand-up comedian started in the 1970s when she was in college.

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They should have little disclaimer that says - "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!"

No one has ever thought this: Now that I'm out of therapy and have fixed my mental problems, I think I want to be a ventriloquist.

I was walking down the street, something caught my eye... and dragged it fifteen feet.