People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.
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I'm callin' you ugly, I could stick yo face in some dough and make some gorilla cookies.
How did Mary die? A tire... hit her in the face! What was she doing putting her face near tires? No, no, no... This tire hunted Mary down; this tire murdered Mary. This tire wasn't 'fucking around' as we like to say. This tire was out for vengeance.
A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material.