Quote by Chelsea Handler:


Listen, Dim Sum, you little fuck fuck, I didn't pay a hundred dollars for a fucking towel rub.

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Chelsea Joy Handler is an American comedian, actress, writer, television host, producer, and activist. She hosted the late-night talk show Chelsea Lately on the E! network from 2007 to 2014, and released a documentary series, Chelsea Does, on Netflix in January 2016.

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