The banjo is such a happy instrument - you can't play a sad song on the banjo - it always comes out so cheerful.
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But it’s like guys are thinking, "I don't want to fuck her, what is she doing on my television?"
You know when someone calls you 'pal' and you're not pals? Yeah, fuck that.
If it had just been some femme fatale, I think this whole thing could have been settled. You know, if it had just been like a beautiful woman.