Quote by Steve Martin:

Yeah, I remember when I had my first beer.

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Stephen Glenn Martin is an American actor, comedian, writer, filmmaker, and musician. Martin came to public notice in the 1960s as a writer for The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour, and later as a frequent guest on The Tonight Show.

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If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to meet it.

My watch is three hours fast, and I can't fix it. So I'm going to move to New York.

The last time a straight man worked in the fashion industry, we got a fanny pack.

There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

My mom, for most of her life, was a Holocaust denier. And it was terrible for the entire family to have to deal with until, finally, a couple years ago, we had an intervention. And we had a rabbi come into the home, had him walk her through the history of the Jewish people, and then he made her watch “Schindler’s List." And after that, my mom did a complete 180. Now she can’t believe it only happened once.