How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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I do what I do because I love it.
I'm very shy so I became very outgoing to protect my shyness.
It's worse than dog eats dog. It's dog doesn't return dog's phone calls.
She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.
I’ve got keys to crap I’ve never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.