Quote by Steve Martin:

And don't forget to fasten your condoms! Seatbelts, I mean seatbelts.

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Stephen Glenn Martin is an American actor, comedian, writer, filmmaker, and musician. Martin came to public notice in the 1960s as a writer for The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour, and later as a frequent guest on The Tonight Show.

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It was awkward and embarrassing, but you have to go through things, ... I got through it and I'm happy it's over with and I can move forward and start playing.

I hear that whenever someone in the White House tells a lie, Nixon gets a royalty.

Nothing is happening but I'll ruin it.

Love is very dangerous if you just have love and don't have the ability to be lovable.

Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?