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By the way, the proceeds from tonight's telecast - and I think this is so great - will be divvied up between huge corporations.

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Stephen Glenn Martin is an American actor, comedian, writer, filmmaker, and musician. Martin came to public notice in the 1960s as a writer for The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour, and later as a frequent guest on The Tonight Show.

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