When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.
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I’m an Asian with a Southern accent. To a lot of people, that right there is funny.
How long have you been a black man?
If you look at a group of people that had faith, it's got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, "I don't think he knows where he's going."
The luge is the only Olympic event where you could have people competing in it against their will, and it would look exactly the same. Take people off the street, "Hey, hey, hey, what is this?! I don't wanna be in the luge!" Once you put that helmet on them, "You're in the luge, buddy!" "aaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAA...aaaAAAAA..." World record. Didn't even wanna do it. I'd like to see that next Olympics, the Involuntary Luge.
The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.