The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, "Hey, mind if I smoke?" I always say, "No. Mind if I fart?"
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People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest? Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.
We are now able to create virtual realities on computers. Are we all living in one created by someone in the future?
Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.
It’s been a very old thing for people to gather together and laugh at stuff. The first comedian in America really was Abraham Lincoln. He used to go to a pub near where he lived and stand in front of the fire and he packed the place every night and he would just talk and bust everybody in their guts. He was just a hilarious speaker and that’s what he did.
I've been ignoring my feelings lately. That works pretty well. Might also settle for less this week, just to try it out.