Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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I thought yoga was easy - I went out and I bought a yoga video tape. I bought the beginners' yoga tape. I couldn't do anything on the whole hour - nothing - just fast forwarding: can't do that, can't do that - I know I can't do that. This woman in a soothing voice: 'Simply take the bottom of your right foot and place it on the small of your back.'
We have many things in common, the greatest of which is that we are both afraid of the children.
My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband.
Horses are among the most regal, majestic creatures to hold up traffic while they stop to shit in the street.
I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake and the fear of failure looms large.