Oh no, Mr. Kool-Aid Man, oh no! You better fix that hole in my wall before my dad comes home and beats me with a toaster.
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When I see a large group of people, I wonder how many of them will eventually require autopsies.
I'm in nobody's circle, I've always been an outsider.
A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe!