Quote by Robin Williams:


Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

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Robin McLaurin Williams was an American actor and comedian. Born in Chicago, Williams began performing stand-up comedy in San Francisco and Los Angeles during the mid-1970s. After rising to fame playing the alien Mork in the sitcom Mork & Mindy, Williams established a career in both stand-up comedy and feature film acting.

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If I would've married me I would have outlawed foreplay. I would have been pissed at myself in bed but had more time to read great novels.

There was one woman who had a giant sign and on it, it just said, 'America Is Better Than Abortion.' I think she meant that America was too good a place for the horror of abortion. But instead, it sounded like she had weighed both - the American spirit and getting an abortion and decided that American spirit better. I think it is a bad idea to have grammatically ambiguous protest signs.

It’s important to spend time with them... I want my grandchildren to be brought up the same way I raised my children.