Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Quote by Robin Williams:
Quotes by other comedians
You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.
I wouldn't hurt a flea. I'd finger a spider though.
My girlfriend likes to play doctor, so I make her say "Ahhhh" then charge her $700.
Had an unexplained burst of happiness today. Doctor said not to worry it will go away.
We as comics do want an immediate response from the audience. It's really quiet on the set, and there are only the producers, and the director, so a comic is looking for someone to give a reaction, even if it is the camera guy.