Quote by Robin Williams:

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

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Robin McLaurin Williams was an American actor and comedian. Born in Chicago, Williams began performing stand-up comedy in San Francisco and Los Angeles during the mid-1970s. After rising to fame playing the alien Mork in the sitcom Mork & Mindy, Williams established a career in both stand-up comedy and feature film acting.

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You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

I wouldn't hurt a flea. I'd finger a spider though.

My girlfriend likes to play doctor, so I make her say "Ahhhh" then charge her $700.

Had an unexplained burst of happiness today. Doctor said not to worry it will go away.

We as comics do want an immediate response from the audience. It's really quiet on the set, and there are only the producers, and the director, so a comic is looking for someone to give a reaction, even if it is the camera guy.