I think we should legalize marijuana in this country… so potheads don’t have anything to talk about anymore. Grow up and do coke like an adult!
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Life is tough, then you die.
A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.
Know someone you hate? Give their kid a kazoo!
The Unbookables are supposed to be unbookable. That's what it's all about.
They tell us "Rock'n'roll is the devil's music." Well, let's say we know that rock is the devil's music, and we know that it is, for sure … At least he fucking jams! If it's a choice between eternal Hell and good tunes, and eternal Heaven and New Kids on the fucking Block … I'm gonna be surfin' on the lake of fire, rockin' out.