Quote by Dat Phan:

I watch Japanese animation, right? My mom's like, 'Dat Phan, you cannot watch cartoon - it's too violent!' This is the same woman that goes, like, 'Dat Phan, if you don't take out the trash now, I will kill you!'

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Dat Phan is a Vietnamese American stand-up comedian. He first rose to fame in 2003 after defeating runner-up Ralphie May to win Season 1 of Last Comic Standing.

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I had lived in fear of the fabled terrifying visions that assail chronic drinkers, but which had not yet attacked me.

The reality is I'm not a 'get knocked down and come back harder' kind of guy.

The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers.