I asked my ex-girlfriend, “Do you think we’ll get back together?” She said, “I think the chances are better of me putting Super Unleaded into a rented car.”
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I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.
Where did we come from? Where are we going? Is there possibility of a group discount?
You know what music is - a harmonic connection between all living beings.
Jason Alexander is a committed actor, he went from working on a show about nothing to actually doing nothing.
I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I've never gotten over it.