It wasn't a cutdown to call someone a Mexican. It would kill my career to refer to someone as Mexican today. It's like calling me an American.
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The only reason I think I would marry a foreigner would be to have kids with weird accents.
I've never been one to sit back and go, "I'd better do what the audience wants me to do, because I don't want to lose them."
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
It's weird - the cab driver is playing very loud dance music and yet it doesn't really feel like a party.
To be famous and broke is hard.