You know the drill. 18 is legal. 17 with consent. 16 with a note. 15 if her dad's in the room. Low five!
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I've become this sort of icon for the gay community. I don't like the position.
Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.
When people go through something rough in life, they say, "I'm taking it one day at a time." Yes, so is everybody. Because that's how time works.
My father has a high opinion of his opinion.
You don't need cocaine! There's another way to get real high, and really mess your mind up, it's called marathon running!