Stayed up and watched a little spanktrovision. It's the American way. There's really nothing wrong with spanktrovision. One of the best inventions of the 1900s, 20th century.
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I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
I'm not Catholic, but I gave up picking my belly button for lint.
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