Quote by Demetri Martin:

I don't like pinatas because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals.

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Demetri Evan Martin is an American comedian, actor, director, cartoonist and musician. He was a contributor on The Daily Show. In stand-up, he is known for his deadpan delivery, playing his guitar for jokes, and his satirical cartoons.

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I feel your scorn, and I accept it.

I asked a Jewish man "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He said "Yes", and walked away.

There is a chalk outline being drawn around common sense, and most people cannot even identify the victim.