It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.
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Such a politically correct time. I used to do a lot of racial material, but then people would think I was a racist and I'm not - anymore.
Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it?
I wanted to be a comedian. I wanted to meet waitresses and felt that being a comedian was my best way to go about it and I was right.
Norm MacDonald is here - one of the funniest people ever. Norm's got a giant gambling problem. He's dropped more coin in a casino than Michael J. Fox at a parking meter.
You don't know what people are really like until they're under a lot of stress.