Quote by Demetri Martin:

I am a man. And I am former baby and a future skeleton, and I am a distant future pile of dust.

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Demetri Evan Martin is an American comedian, actor, director, cartoonist and musician. He was a contributor on The Daily Show. In stand-up, he is known for his deadpan delivery, playing his guitar for jokes, and his satirical cartoons.

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I'd distract myself until finally it was a combination of things. The show was over and I had time on my hands. I had taken time and played and just relaxed.

But I just think I was lucky enough to figure out early on that I wanted to do comedy, so that's what I put all my effort into.

We should have a way of telling people they have bad breath without hurting their feelings. "Well, I'm bored. Let's go brush our teeth." Or, "I've got to make a phone call. Hold this gum in your mouth."

If you can remember the sixties, you weren't there.

I just broke up with my girlfriend and the reason we broke up is I caught her lying. Under another man.