When I started off in DC, you didn’t get viral first. You got funny first.
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More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
Every human being has an impact on another.
I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate.
Standard mathematics has recently been rendered obsolete by the discovery that for years we have been writing the numeral five backward. This has led to reevaluation of counting as a method of getting from one to ten. Students are taught advanced concepts of Boolean algebra, and formerly unsolvable equations are dealt with by threats of reprisals.
I've got another friend who is half-German and half-Polish. He hates Jews but can't remember why!