Quote by Donnell Rawlings:

And there’s definitely no wine called Tupac Shakur.

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Donnell M. Rawlings is an American comedian, actor, and radio host. He is best known as a cast member on the Comedy Central sketch comedy TV series Chappelle's Show and the HBO drama The Wire.

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