"Drugs support terrorism"? No, your SUV supports terrorism.
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You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the "day my ship came in."
I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense.
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.