I feel like Adam when he said to Eve, "Back up, I don't know how big this gets."
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There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.
I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that’s what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old kid. Anyway, those are things that people shouldn’t be dishonest about it.
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
If you don't get it right with your first family, you can always do it again with another.