Quote by Robin Williams:

As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them. You will do shit that even the Devil would go "dude..."

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Robin McLaurin Williams was an American actor and comedian. Born in Chicago, Williams began performing stand-up comedy in San Francisco and Los Angeles during the mid-1970s. After rising to fame playing the alien Mork in the sitcom Mork & Mindy, Williams established a career in both stand-up comedy and feature film acting.

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Have a good night pals. I mean someone has to.

Pine nuts pound for pound are more expensive than most varieties of smoked salmon. There I said it.

You know, it's hard work to write a book. I can't tell you how many times I really get going on an idea, then my quill breaks. Or I spill ink all over my writing tunic.

What ever happened to freak shows? Back in the twenties when elephant man was born at least he had a job waiting for him.

My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.