That's why cocaine is illegal - it makes pussy too easy to get.
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I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America.
Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached.
I don't like horror movies because I'm squeamish. But I go because my ex's like to go. They like to pull for the antichrist.