The downside of aging is a slower metabolism and achy joints.The upside is a knowledge of self that prevents one from behaving like a baboon.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. It's a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.
My mom's always saying really smart things... like, you probably heard this one, 'Why buy the cow when the milk has HPV?' Wish I'd listened to that one.