Quote by Dov Davidoff:

Health food would seem healthier if the people that sold it looked less unhealthy.

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Dov Davidoff is an American comedian. Davidoff is originally from Englishtown, New Jersey. In addition to performing regularly in clubs and colleges throughout the country.

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