Whoever said "life without love isn't worth living" didn't own an iPhone. These things are great.
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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
It's great to be here. I thank you. Ah, I've been on the road doing comedy for ten years now, so bear with me while I plaster on a fake smile and plough through this shit one more time.
All my other relationships with men, there was so much maneuvering and strategic decisions and stuff.