Quote by Earthquake:

My brother got fired for coming late at a night job. How you oversleep 8:30?

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Nathaniel Stroman, best known as "Earthquake", is an American actor, voice artist, and comedian. He also hosted a daily radio show on afternoon drive for WBLS. Earthquake performed a half-hour HBO special as part of the series One Night Stand, which first aired on August 26, 2005.

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I swear if Colgate comes out with one more type of toothepaste. I just want clean teeth that's all I want. I don't want the tartar and I don't want the cavaties. And I want white teeth. How come I have to choose? And then they have the 'Colgate Total' that supposedly has everything in there. I don't believe that for one second. If it's all in the one, how come they make all the others? Who's going: "I don't mind the tartar so much."?

Who wants to blow their husband? You want to blow a guy that you've been dating. And he's mysterious and you suck his cock and go home. Who wants to blow a guy and then go to IKEA with him all day?

If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.

God forbid those kids won't have something to suck on all night!

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.