My brother got fired for coming late at a night job. How you oversleep 8:30?
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I swear if Colgate comes out with one more type of toothepaste. I just want clean teeth that's all I want. I don't want the tartar and I don't want the cavaties. And I want white teeth. How come I have to choose? And then they have the 'Colgate Total' that supposedly has everything in there. I don't believe that for one second. If it's all in the one, how come they make all the others? Who's going: "I don't mind the tartar so much."?
Who wants to blow their husband? You want to blow a guy that you've been dating. And he's mysterious and you suck his cock and go home. Who wants to blow a guy and then go to IKEA with him all day?
If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.
God forbid those kids won't have something to suck on all night!
Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.