I don't know what to tell a brother without no future. What do you tell him? What do you say on the phone? Keep your head up and your ass down.
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You want to know how I think art should be taught to children? Take them to a museum and say, "This is art, and you can't do it."
Delta: We never make the same mistake three times.
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When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce.