Quote by Emo Philips:

My ex-girlfriend, who shall remain nameless – if I’m ever left alone at her tombstone with a sandblaster.

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Emo Philips is an American stand-up comedian, actor, voice actor, writer and producer. His stand-up comedy persona makes use of paraprosdokians spoken in a wandering falsetto tone of voice.

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